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google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
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hood google

Asking around the hood about someone or something.

Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know
You don't know who I am? You better hood google me!! Go hood google Brian Haywood and find out!!!
by Dollardraw614 August 12, 2021
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Google Intelligence

Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.
"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?
by paleriderinpa February 25, 2011
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.
John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
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Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
by manta965 June 28, 2011
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Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.
It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.
by swerty August 24, 2009
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