MySpace 

A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life!!!1111!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.

The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore:
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"

MySpace by Death Shredder July 28, 2007

myspace 

a place for people to bring it back to high school. people who are supposedly "over high school and lead such busy lives." however, somehow they find the time to go on my space for a few hours a day. if your so over high school than why do you need to be so-called friends with 25765 people who are probably not going to help out in the real world that we live in today. basically if you do not pay my bills and you are not going to help me in life than you are not my friend. my space is a popularity contest for people who just can't stay away from the high school scene. people really need to get over themselves and stop changing their pictures or taking "my space pics" so that people will tell them their hot or sexy. let's all stop begging for attention and worry about the more important things in life. invest your 1-5 hours a day on something useful. trust me i used to be on this and it's a waste of time.

1) don't broadcast your life or talk about someone on my space so that your "friends" can give you a pat on the back.

2) if you need to have people tell you look hot, you probably have some
insecurity issues. i mean think about it. if you were walking down the street with your friends are they going to contstantly tell you you're hot. no, but on my space they will. so let's take my space pics!

myspace by cmm July 21, 2005

myspace war 

Using the social networking site MySpace to create a clash between cliques/friends using a series of rumors by using the 'bulletin' and 'blog' feature

If John Doe, a friend of Fred Doe, was mad at Fred, he would spread a rumor through a bulletin on MySpace to start a MySpace War, whether or not he had an intention of doing that. A rumor he could spread was that Fred was hitting on Jane Doe, who was the boyfriend of Kevin Doe, who is the captain of the football team. Fred Doe would then spread a rumor back that John Doe actually was hitting on Kevin Doe himself when they were intoxicated at a party that did not exist. The rumors go back and forth until the conflict reaches a climax and deteriorates, if it ever does.

myspace war by Casimir Robertson September 19, 2008

myspace whore 

a person (usually emo) who spends most of their day on myspace, constantly checking for picture comments on their 50 new pictures they took the same day. usually has 4390480 friends on their list and only personally know a handfull of them, this is usually from joining "whore trains" to get more friend requests to feel better about themselves.
when going to a friends house they immediately get on myspace, and then persuade their friend to take pictures with them to post on myspace.

kim you have been on myspace for 8 hours what the hell is wrong with you? *cough* myspace whore *cough*

myspace whore by dalin December 17, 2006

myspace 

Tom's little way of taking over the world...

www.myspace.com
(Personally I like myspace, but it can be addicting)

myspace by Taylor Kula April 19, 2007

myspace talking

When the guy you're "sort-of" dating starts hitting on girls via myspace, even when they're out of state.

Man that guy is such a tool. He's myspace talking with that hoe from Minnesota even though he's got a girl in Houston.

myspace talking by WWLD December 14, 2008

Myspace Monet 

Someone who's pictures on Myspace make them look attractive but in real life they're fugly!!!

"Dude, this fine ass chic's been blowin me up on Myspace! I hope she ain't a damn Myspace Monet!"

Myspace Monet by Brad Mayo December 28, 2008