Muady 

A short middle eastern man with short temper. Does not like to be talked to about his mother. Their fathers are rich doctors with private jets and build houses on antartica. They drive BMW's and can be seen from the hours of 3:00 to 7:00. They are attracted to white rice in blue bowls. If one is caught it must immediately frozen and preserved for future generations because they are going extinct.

You:I caught a muady last night.

Keaton: No way I have been trying to do that all year!

Muady by Camaniel December 7, 2013

muddy ice 

A frozen turd

Mike: I left my turd outside and it became a muddy ice!

Ashton: That's awesome!

muddy ice by WeinerBoobs February 18, 2014

muddy neck 

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

muddy neck by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

Muddy Butterfly 

When scissoring with your partner, you simply tap your bholes together. Much like an Eskimo kiss, just with your bholes.

"Hey baby, instead of going ATM, let's just muddy butterfly."

Muddy Butterfly by Kittymiaomiao September 30, 2015

Muddy Matthew 

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

Muddy Matthew by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

muddy reindeer 

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.

Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!

muddy reindeer by Dumbderk December 17, 2016

Muddy Alabama 

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

Muddy Alabama by Tru goo March 31, 2017