chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Conneticut muffin

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

by CF muff March 7, 2009

muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

by Steff is my name you cow June 11, 2006

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

by Shannon475 December 16, 2006

Muffin Man

drug dealer

I'm going down to the corner to see the Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016

crack muffin

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

by Richierich1986 August 26, 2007