Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Millions of Milkshakes

One of the most publicized food and beverage brands in the world, as demonstrated by the incredible media it has garnered globally

I loved Millions of Milkshakes so much and my dreams were smashed last night when I was about to go there with friends and found out it had closed down

by SPrice1980 April 29, 2022

Victoria milkshake

It’s when you hotbox a girls asshole with your vape and then proceed to shit in her pussy and then eat her out like a gentleman

Yooo bro last night I gave sally a Victoria milkshake

by @yert August 3, 2019

Banana milkshake

When u finally cum in her mouth but then u piss in her mouth after and then u (or her) shakes her head round and round to make the milkshake

Woman: It took forever just for u to cum!
Man: Rlly? That suc..wait…hold up..I feel like somethings coming out.
Woman: Wdym? What is it?
Man: AAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW THAT PISS TASTE HOE!!!?!????!!!
Woman: WTF!?!
Man: *Shakes her head*
Woman: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?
Man: Making u a banana milkshake!

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024