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Instagram Method

A rhetorical tactic in which someone presents a small number of selectively chosen Instagram (or other social media) posts as “proof” that a person, unit, or organization routinely acts a certain way—despite the example representing an extremely rare, exceptional, or non-standard occurrence within a much larger population.
- bro check this shit, they really do use lapel mics irl
- nah bro get the fuck outta here with that instagram method, its literally just Deon Joseph who does that irl
by spec ialist January 10, 2026
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Justin Tolly Method

To quickly flash someone with your penis while in a body of water with multiple people
“He used the Justin Tolly Method in the pool.”
by LittleChvd January 11, 2026
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Hammer and sickle method

It is where you masterbate and when you cum you smash the cum with the hammer which gets it all over your face and then you use the sickle to “cut off” the cum from your dick
Yo bro I had the best hammer and sickle method ever! It went everywhere!
by The bed method January 16, 2026
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Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you
Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”
by Plugged January 21, 2025
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Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight
by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025
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Chinese finger foreskin method

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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Dj Method

It is a way of masturbating. It means to rub your possy like a Dj rubs his CD's.
Emma: I used the DJ Method last night and it felt amazing
Peter: Ayo wth??
by Youdkmeeee February 1, 2025
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