Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

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Meralgyn

She cool with others, but when you get on her bad side ITS BAD. She can’t let go of grudges, so let go of her. I promise you, if you ever meet one, run away it’s better then staying. If you stay she will talk about the bad things you did to her and make everyone else hate you as well. However, if you do decide to stay PLEASE DON’T EVER TALK TO HER EX MANS because if she finds out you’re done for. But she’s cool to just hang out with… I guess

Girl: I’m talking to your ex man, I’m sorry but I really like him.

Meralgyn: fuck you, you backstabbing bitch, I’m tweeting about this!!!!
Girl: :(

by HaterofMera May 12, 2024

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Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

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