Sysco meal

An experience or object that is strictly functional and entirely unremarkable. It is characterized by being "just there". Neither high-quality nor noticeably poor, resulting in a state of boring neutrality that leaves no lasting impression.

Alex: "How was the concert last night?"
Jordan: "It was a total Sysco Meal."
Alex: "Damn, that sucks."

Sysco meal by Lord of Reset January 21, 2026

Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

Lappy Meal by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026

Trio Meal

A slang term for an erotic act involving the coordinated use of a footjob, handjob, and blowjob to stimulate a partner's genitals.

Did you see the full video of ‘She Gave Him A Trio Meal In Her Hotel’ on any forums?

Trio Meal by szdfghjklm February 5, 2026

Last meal

A closeted gay mans last time having sex with another man before marrying a woman.

Richards last meal was night before he marries Veronica.

Last meal by fridayhard May 4, 2026

a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

a shoemaker's meal by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

Smack-head meal 

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

Smack-head meal by Rob1412 March 30, 2011

The Southern Meal 

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

The Southern Meal by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015