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weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects
That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!
by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019
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Mass Horde

Group of idiot teenagers who dress like valley girls/wankstas or just like douches in general. They go to festivals like the OCF, photosynthesis and Hemp fest because they have hippie/new age parents. They only go to try and get wasted and laid or to try and get free weed. They generally act like they are way better than everyone else and tend to piss people off. If they aren't with their horde they can be seen texted their horde so they can re-group.
Person 1: "Did you see that douche just ask out my sister? What is he even doing here? He's not a hippie at all."

Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
by supaninja666 July 22, 2011
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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)
"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"
by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022
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Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.
"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."
by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020
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Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
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En masse

by JustARandomUserBro January 9, 2024
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