Delta Male

A delta male is the most superior type of man. They used to be one of the lowest classes until recently the delta variant of COVID emerged. Examples of having signs of being a delta male are mowing the lawn at night, eating frog legs, following some trends and not others, being really hot, intelligent, and the ability to get with any girl you chose at will but willingly never use the powers.

Pob is such a delta male. He is literally the highest class of man.

by PobHammer August 5, 2021

Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019

Frigma Male

A male virgin who is bald and has a significant presence of herpes on his forehead

Frigma male lol

by RetroStarTV July 15, 2021

male vibrator

A toy usually used by a man (David G) with a Vagina.

Shhh, Can you hear that? Its david using the Male Vibrator

by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

Dewey Male

A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.

You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school

Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you

You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid

by I indeed am that guy May 29, 2022

Zulu Male

That one kid that is always at the back of the line following the more powerful males.
This kid is so beta male he is the betas of all beta males.

Collin:"you see that kid behind them"
Steve:"yeah hes always following them around"

Collin:"hes the Zulu Male!"

by Peting Peterson January 23, 2020