Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010

mail drop

1.a punch to the face.
(also "mail droped".)

chavo got mail droped for woofin' shit.
this sucker's 'bout to get mail droped.

by Cuco October 4, 2003

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

Mailboxing

When a person puts their tongue inside of a uncircumcised penis.

Jenny said she was mailboxing Steve at lunch, she said it tasted like cheese.

by Tuffcuddles June 4, 2019

panty mail

when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.

guess what I got some panty mail.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

mailbomb

an explosive device sent by mail and usally set to explode when someone opens it. Sometimes set on a timer or another type of triggering mechanism.

John had no idea what hit him when he opened the mailbomb

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003

Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005