mother fucker

Worse than fucker; one of the worst insults you can throw at someone

"Hey, you stupid motherfucker!"

by Christy January 15, 2003

Mother Fucker

A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.

You bitch ass mother fucker!

by Tori November 21, 2003

mother fucker

a lucky son of a bitch that gets laid by a MILF

Have you heard the news? Jeffrey scored with Denise's mom last night! He is one lucky mother fucker!

by Yerffej November 17, 2009

mother fuckist

A person who studies mother fuckchemy.

I am a mother fuckist because I study assholes.

by nosrepolleh April 16, 2007

Mother cunter

A universal insult that incorporates the wonderful word "cunt" into an alternative to the common and overused phrase "mother fucker". Generally used as an insult.

I agree, Seth, Ben Mones is such a mother cunter!

by Dizz November 20, 2003

Mother Trucker

The matron saint of the Teamsters. Viewed as a diety, her image is often visible on the mudflaps of tractor trailers.

As he roared into the night, the last thing visible on Earl's rig was those Mother Trucker mudflaps.

by oxmix October 21, 2003

Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.

1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.

by Back from the grave January 7, 2012