Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 16, 2017

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Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 20, 2024

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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 06, 2022

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Lizard Daughter

A lizard daughter is a girl who is not beautiful

See that girl ?

She’s a Lizard Daughter ( ugly,nasty,rude,)

by FazCan November 21, 2019

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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.

Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.

by deniszim November 04, 2019

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