Lindsay

A type of parent that thinks that you’re on Meth or some other horrific drug for just showing up to a campfire with your friends late and making false accusations to belittle and destroy your life.

“She’s such a Lindsay bro.”

by Cracker Jac May 14, 2022

lindsay

someone whose feet you should never look at

don’t look at lindsay’s feet

by bambino420 July 29, 2022

Lindsayd

to quit something very last minute, or three days before an important date

Senora Lindsayd before the first day of school.

by Abc123defg August 19, 2022

Lindsay

Someone who enjoys the outdoors and is excessively passionate about bike rides. A Lindsay is also a messy eater after a long night out on the town - typically consumes copious amounts of popcorn while leaving a trail to their room.

Why is Erica being such a Lindsay and forcing us to go on a bike ride?

Judging by the trail of popcorn, it looks like someone pulled a Lindsay last night.

by Sir Tobias I September 21, 2022

Lindsay

Lindsay is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, she is the most sweetest most kindest girl you will ever meet. She has got the prettiest brown eyes you'll ever see and she will take care of you and love you until the end of the world. She is the girl you want to keep for the rest of your life, she is the one that is the best friend you have ever had and the one that countlessly makes you cry laughing.

Lindsay is so amazing, look at her smile!

by TheLoganHall November 21, 2022

Linsey

Linsey is the best person in the world, she will make you horny, butterflies in stomache, she will make u masturbate all night bc she's so hot and sexy. Just by looking at her you will go crazy and fall on then ground because you literally fell for her. Known for having one true immaculate lover named Mario *Rio* who gives the best dick and makes her drool at the thought of his big penis. Also sex game so strong you couldn’t even fathom anyone else, since obviously no one else could compare to her spell she put on you. Total package, good luck finding one fellas.

Linsey’s sexual vibe makes me want to forget about everything else except for her. She has me in a trance and having disrespectful sex is all I can think about. She’s an absolute goddess and I can’t keep my hands off of her.

I would fight any man for my Linsey, like truly fuck them up.

by Lbreezybaby August 11, 2023

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 22, 2023