Lemon Test

When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.

Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.

by ROOSTER ROOSTER COCK November 22, 2010

Lemon

Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

by Rezadamus May 6, 2005

lemon wedge

when you ditch your ugly girlfriend for a young more attractive girl

"woah man your girlfriends an ugly bitch!"

yeah i need a "lemon wedge"

by who ha ha ha 69 January 30, 2010

lemon

east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.

After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008

Lemon juice

Old man cum. Sick bastard.

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!

by AzureAvenger May 15, 2015

lemonade diet

A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.

Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool party next month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"

by sheenaurion May 22, 2009

Lemoncide

When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.

"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"

"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."

"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"

*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.

by Bevusly April 28, 2009