Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016

Jessica Lange

The most brilliant actress has alive. From King kong, Frances, The Postman Always Rings Twice to American Horror Story. This woman always live as the Queen of Acting. If you admire her at first, you'll never get out. The spell of her beauty already cast in you and will live forever

Did you know Jessica Lange?
Yes, she is the most brilliant and beautiful actress has ever live.

by hannah schmitz November 19, 2021

Dagger Lagger

When a girl wastes too much time doing other stuff rather than getting some dick.

Met the chick at the bar she told me she wanted to fuck but when we got to my house she was the biggest Dagger Lagger.

by anonymous May 20, 2023

Lange

Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.

Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.

by lolcopterdaddy March 18, 2011

ladge

an expression used once a person's attention has been gained, to tell them that their time has been wasted. generally used to annoy (me) grrrrrr
ladge, ladging, ladged, ladger

rob: oi
me: wot
rob: LADGE!
me: piss off

by hehegotya January 5, 2007

Lage

The feeling that you get when you go to the fridge and find out that the food you had been saving from the night before for yourself is not there. That kung pao chicken that you had purposely ate half of to save for the next day has disappeared. The pizza that you had hidden behind all the food in the fridge to conceal from your pesky little sibling is now no longer there. The food that you had waited all day and rushed home to eat no longer exists. Anger burns through your body at the thought of the horrible, evil fiend who had taken what was rightfully yours. You feel frustration and rage start to rise. You are becoming more and more enraged as you hear your stomach start to growl, craving for the food that you thought you once had but now no longer do. The only thought running through your mind is vengeance. You are experiencing lage.

Tom is feeling lage because he couldn't find his leftovers from the night before.

by uhteekuh August 29, 2018

Langenburg

Lowkey alcoholics but know how to have a good time

Langenburg Might be alcoholics but are wayyy better than the stone bags in Esterhazy

by whiteclaw100 October 24, 2020