A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.
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Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.
Man 1: ouch.
Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.
Man 1: ouch.
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"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."
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