dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 18, 2023

Discord kitten

A discord kitten is a annoying fuck who hooks up with men on a social app called “discord”, I personally Like using discord to talk about edsheerans piss but they do their annoying shit instead

DK (discord kitten): “daddy Lester I ran out of nitro 😇‼️“

Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream

by ember/she her December 10, 2021

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

Discord kitten

A woman that is loved by a discord mod.

Can you be my discord kitten?

by PikaWheat October 20, 2021

discord kitten

A discord kitten is a humble, sweet, adorable, loveable, and goofy crazy little kitty :3. Basically, as a certified discord kitten my job is to please each and every discord admin that crosses my path, making sure they leave feeling an immense amount of pleasure. If you fail at that job, you will have to make it up to the admin that you upset, in whatever way they desire.
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!

Alex Hamilton is a discord kitten for the server admin by doing whatever the server admin wants.

by InvincibleRMC September 24, 2020

Kitten Heels

A side shot statement made by groups (men or women) used in the Black Manosphere sector by Men and Women, curve ball roast message, and disrespectful term towards a well dressed male who wears ankle boots designed by Tom Ford, Gucci, and other high end designers. Kitten Heels for a man can be described as what the late Artist known as Prince wore. This term is also used to shame men who are Gay or appears to be gay.

"Kevin Samuels aka Puss n' Boots aka Kitten Heels"

"Girl, Kevin Samuels must be Gay because he wears Kitten Heels"

by Man No Fear May 29, 2021

The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003