The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 18, 2021

whiteboy kink

When people (men and women) of other ethnicities fetishize white men typically for their differenent skin color in a sexual way, making the sex a little bit spicier and kinkier compared to doing it of someone your own race

You see Lexi over there she's bored and growing out of her skin I think she has whiteboy kink because all I see is her tryna pipe them white boys

by wallaced January 4, 2022

platanos kink

being atracted by platanos and sisinel

x: bruh, i have a deep platanos kink
y: omg yeah

by andre_. September 27, 2021

aunt kink

Like a daddy kink, but instead she just asks really personal questions and says “that’s great sweetie” a lot and you only see her like 4 times a year.

“You have a daddy kink?”

“Nah I got an aunt kink”

by Kinky bastard 303 June 17, 2018

Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees

Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.

by Wordifier20000 May 31, 2018

knife kink

knife kink is when you act up and get a arouse by look-in at thy knife

"I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric

by lucyisademon January 13, 2024