A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.
by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020
Get the Kylemug. Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"
Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
by Linked Carts June 4, 2019
Get the Kylemug. is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter J and has lots of friends
by fghdfdg July 5, 2021
Get the Kylemug. by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019
Get the Kylemug. kyle is the hottest guy you will ever see. it will be love at first sight. he is super nice and kind. has great hair, super fit and good at sport. he may be a lot older than u. but u will have to wait until ur legal age. then u can smash.
by sexyduckgirl69420hobagyumyum October 14, 2019
Get the kylemug. by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019
Get the Kylemug.