alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
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Joy burns

She is the most beautiful lady to ever exist and has massive melons. Unfortunately she gave birth to a child and that child is Lorcan
I wish I had joy burns.
Isn't she the most beautiful women to exist?
by Joy lover November 23, 2021
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Joy chalamet

The official wife’s of timothee chalamet ! There married and they live the perfect love since 2021 !
Joy and timothee chalamet are married !

Joy chalamet a very famous model from France !
by Lalalisasalami January 02, 2022
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Joy bangla

Perish, got killed, overthrown from power
The former prime of bangladesh hasina joy bangla on 5th august 2024.
As a dictator she has done many atrocities for 16 years. She order to kill 1500 in last month of her power. Her people does this crime uttering "joy bangla"
by Boishommo birodhi January 29, 2025
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Joy Bangla

verb
The act of exploiting the financial resources of an institution or a country, often through manipulative or unethical means. It captures the essence of economic manipulation within an organizational structure.
President Mrinal Kanti Das has Joy Banglaed the entire country just to have fun.
by SheikhMujibi September 02, 2024
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Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
by JamesMinecraft April 14, 2021
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Amy Joy

Amy Joy
by jacozy June 08, 2021
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