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howard jones

lead singer of killswitch engage aka the big teddy bear
he join killswitch after Jesse Leach left
hes known for his deep baritone type vocals that

fits right into a metalcore band (killswitch engage)
metal head 1-whos the big black guy on stage
metal head 2-oh thats just howard jones
by mike666666 August 5, 2010
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sloppy jones

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"
by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008
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Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
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Will Jones

An awesome dude but farts a lot
Yo that guy is such a Will Jones
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Nigga Jones

Nigga jones is a God-like nigga that has fucked every guy in prison
Guy 1: I say larry Lawton is the most extreme criminal out there

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Jonas Brothers

3 pieces of shit that have such horrible music. 5 people are actually playing instruments, who are:

John Taylor - Lead guitar
Greg Garbowsky - Bass Guitar
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Liestman - Keyboard
Buzz Killington - Manager

5 people? What the fuck?

They have an entire band that's actually playing while they prance around looking pretty on stage selling their prepubescent cocks? Just goes to show how much they enjoy receiving anal. Not only are their songs mostly done in the studio, but they can't even replicate their shit live without help! These talentless motherfuckers need to be burned and decapitated, left to decompose into oil, put into a car, compacted and shipped off into deep space to melt in the heat of the sun.
On the 8th day, God decided to make soem good music. But he made the Jonas Brothers by accident. "Crap they really make horrible music!" thought God. "But I will get rid of them slowly! First, by giving Nick diabetes!"
by Jonas Hater 4life November 6, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"
by YourMothersafaggot Fosho February 22, 2009
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