An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
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They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009
Get the The Jonas Brothers mug.An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.
Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.
by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 6, 2008
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by Samurai Jack December 27, 2007
Get the frankie jonas mug.Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!
Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!
Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o
Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!
Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o
by But, Honestly July 10, 2010
Get the The Jonas Brothers mug.Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a former miss world(2000), actress, model, singer, philanthropist, tech investor, one of the most popular actress of Bollywood and now hollywood.
Since 2015 she went to Hollywood and became in the first indian actress to be the lead in a mainstream american series (Quantico).
In 2016 she was in the list of 100 most influential people in the world by Times magazine, in 2017 and 2018 was part of the list of 100 most influential women by Forbes.
In december 2019 will be honoured with Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award for her work with UNICEF for the last 10 years.
Her recent movie The Sky is Pink has being acclaimed (with standing ovations of 15 minutes) in festivals like Tiff, London Film Festival and Busan film festival.
Global brand ambassador of JBL, Crocs, NBA.
She is a very strong woman that show how to rise of the ashes every time someone try to hurt her; even when people is trying to create convenient narratives for them, she always demonstrate with actions that truth win at the end.
She is expert ignoring trolls and calming them with results.
In December of 2018 she married the american singer Nick Jonas with 2 ceremonies (hindu and christian) in India.
She is a legend and the world always will remember her.
Since 2015 she went to Hollywood and became in the first indian actress to be the lead in a mainstream american series (Quantico).
In 2016 she was in the list of 100 most influential people in the world by Times magazine, in 2017 and 2018 was part of the list of 100 most influential women by Forbes.
In december 2019 will be honoured with Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award for her work with UNICEF for the last 10 years.
Her recent movie The Sky is Pink has being acclaimed (with standing ovations of 15 minutes) in festivals like Tiff, London Film Festival and Busan film festival.
Global brand ambassador of JBL, Crocs, NBA.
She is a very strong woman that show how to rise of the ashes every time someone try to hurt her; even when people is trying to create convenient narratives for them, she always demonstrate with actions that truth win at the end.
She is expert ignoring trolls and calming them with results.
In December of 2018 she married the american singer Nick Jonas with 2 ceremonies (hindu and christian) in India.
She is a legend and the world always will remember her.
Person 1: That girl from Quantico is a great actress!
Person 2: Of course, because she is Priyanka Chopra Jonas.
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Person 1: Until now the performance of Priyanka Chopra Jonas in the film 'The Sky is Pink' is the best of her career.
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a beautiful woman inside out.
Person 2: Of course, because she is Priyanka Chopra Jonas.
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Person 1: Until now the performance of Priyanka Chopra Jonas in the film 'The Sky is Pink' is the best of her career.
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a beautiful woman inside out.
by VeronicaAdams November 1, 2019
Get the [Priyanka Chopra Jonas] mug.The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
by Marco K. June 1, 2010
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