Jordan

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020

Caitlin Jordan

Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.

Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.

by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011

team Jordan's

A headass Jordan shoe.

Boi if you don't take off them fie team Jordan's.

by Will Ogude March 18, 2017

Team Jordan’s

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe

Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake

by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019

Michael Jordan

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!

Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Jordan Peterson

Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.

Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”

Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”

by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022

Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 26, 2011