johan halset 

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

johan halset by karabodl February 2, 2022

Johan from norway 

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

Johan from norway by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022

Johansel 

short,loving,kind has a large cock

I had johansel in bead he was soo good

Johansel by Wilson pitsburg March 3, 2022

johanth 

The maniac who does too much work. Usually likes girls but gets burnt when he takes his shot. Can be a bitch mostly.

The dude is such a Johanth.

johanth by Th3_Writ3r March 18, 2022

JOHAN 

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.

a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage

JOHAN by Lučka March 18, 2022

Johann 

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy

You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude

Johann by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022

Johannis 

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

Johannis by she, he and milton March 25, 2022