Jewish Blowy 

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.

GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"

Jewish Blowy by DIENUM April 13, 2024

jewish tunnel 

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate

Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins

jewish tunnel by tolietfart May 1, 2024

Jewish baptism 

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

Jewish baptism by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Jewish Jelqing 

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

Jewish Jelqing by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024

Jewish half-day 

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

Jewish half-day by denchr6 May 24, 2024

jewish mongolian bunghole aids 

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

jewish mongolian bunghole aids by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Jewish family 

What Judaism is more like.

Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."

Jewish family by Hym Iam July 9, 2024