Reverse jerk

When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.

I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .

by Kyndallmichelle September 18, 2014

thomas jerome Newton

Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie

" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "

by Jareths balls June 9, 2016

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Shadow Jerker

Someone who masturbates to the sounds of other people having sex or orgies. Usually in a closet or a dark place.

There goes Alex being a shadow jerker in Sam's and Stephanie's room.

by Floridaboy96 December 19, 2019

new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

on jeremiah

Used by Chaos when on baby is not enough to express his feelings

Chaos: Merlin had a good keyboard on jeremiah

by Merlinsux February 9, 2021

Line Jerk

When one or more beta males that have a cult following to someone jerks them off in a conga shaped line, with one hand reaching forward and the other reaching backwards. The leader is the only one not having to jerk someone off

Dude 1: Bro those guys totally would lick the dirt off of his boots yo.

Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now

by Cooterrapist69420 October 7, 2021