Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.

I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.

by Pghguy October 29, 2019

P-pat

An individual who shows an extraordinary amount of interest in other people's lives.

'Don't be a P-pat ya'll'

by GrammyJ June 29, 2022

Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games

Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games

by EmJayee November 9, 2018

Chunk Pat

A child who has the appearance of chunk from the popular motion picture "Goonies", as well as Pat, from "It's Pat" a movie about a character with indeterminate sex.

Do that truffle shuffle Chunk Pat!

by Bookward October 4, 2013