pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer April 23, 2018

Pat Barham

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.

Raise your glasses to Pat Barham!

To Pat Barham!

by BetaGreat1393 December 02, 2010

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 06, 2017

pat barry

A “pat Barry” is someone who went to CHS moved to Charlotte North Carolina, and is dummy thicc and likes to fart seamen out his buttcrack

1: wanna go steal some beers and make antifreeze

2: don’t be a pat Barry

1: you rigjt

by Godlycontent March 25, 2019

pat and maddy

a hot sexy couple who love to fuck

pat and maddy always fuck

by pat and maddy June 06, 2023

Pat Robbertson

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".

As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Pats tractor

A man that loves us Tractor and will do anything for. It Hes a loyal man to who he will work him normally has a Hype man call Jon heffers

Definton he's a pats tractor to the club what a guy

by Gamer fun September 12, 2020