taint scum

1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.

That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.

by gxory October 24, 2016

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.

- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.

by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018

taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016