san juan hooker

A yummy shot. Undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice.

I enjoyed lots of San Juan Hookers at the bar!

by Sooner Brat December 7, 2013

hooker spit

Hooker spit contains many substances, such as:
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.

"Hey Tim!"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"

by Srsneaky July 16, 2009

hook up

There are so many different definitions to this phrase...

1) To go out with; date

2) To make out with, without dating the person; not considered cheating

3) To make out with, without dating the person; considered cheating

4) To have sex with

5) To recieve a great favor/deed done for you

6) To go out with a person (on an outing, not considered dating)

1) I wanna hook up with Nina!

2) Jessie and Fred hooked up last week.

3) Gregg was pissed off when he found out Morgan hooked up with John

4) Chelsea and Pete hooked up at a party and Chelsea ended up getting pregnant.

5) Thanks for hooking me up with these concert tickets!

6) I saw my old friend Tammy in the grocery store, so we hooked up and went to the mall to hang out.

by Ryly Shea August 20, 2008

g-hook

where a penis is bent up so it hits the g spot everytime

dude i swear to god dana kangas has a g-hook

by nigga what February 28, 2004

hookering

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons

I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez

by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005

Hookernaut

The hooker of all hookers. This scandalous scrunt may be in a serious relationship while mindfucking her boytoy on the side as well as bonking random men in weekly intervals.

Oh shit, is that the Hookernaut? Nancy?

by darrenjb March 2, 2007

hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009