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Holidays

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
by imthatawesome November 28, 2010
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National No stupid holidays day

Person 1: Hey it's national no stupid holidays Day
Person 2: Finally!
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holidae inn

A place where Ludacris, Chingy, and Snoop hang wit ladies,get drunk, and end up screwin ppl in da' bathroom.
ex 1:What cha doin? Nuttin chillin at da' Holidae Inn.... Who you wit'? Me -n- my peeps, won't you bring four of ur'e friends....?What we gon' do? Feel on each uhda and sip on sum hen.. One thing leadin to anotha let da' party begin!!!
ex 2: "Sorry man, I can't hang wit chu at da' Holidae Inn no mo." "Why not?" "Cause if my wife found out, she'd kill me!"
by The Nightmare Before Christmas November 1, 2003
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happy holidays

The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.
Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.
by Shizzlator December 19, 2005
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happy holidays

"Happy Holidays!" is not a politically correct way of waging War on Christmas. Absolutely not. It's an abbreviation. A time-saver. In the words of John Stewart, "Now I suppose you could say have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but you probably have SHIT TO DO."
"Oh, hey! Gotta' run or I'll miss my bus. Happy holidays!"
by canonlibel December 28, 2008
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hollidaysburg

town in central PA which is very "up on the times" despite its rural location. it has a population of about 5,500 (2000) the people there are generally smart and there is a wide array of cultures and social classes. you can have millionaires and poor people having a beer and socializing next to each other in a bar. there are a lot of old people, but thats because they were poorly educated as children and didnt learn how to leave pennsylvania. Hollidaysburg is also the home of the slinky, a popular children's toy. there arent many hicks in hollidaysburg, contrary to popular belief that central PA is full of rednecks (thats more northern PA). Hollidaysburg used to be a port on the Pennsylvania Canal. The hollidaysburg high school's team name is the "tigers".
i really dont have an example of hollidaysburg. google earth it or something.
by eye liek nutz!!1 February 1, 2008
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summer hoilday hangover

when you wake up on the 1st day bck @ school after the summer and you feel like shit as you cant get a lie in
1st day back after the summer
dude 1: man i had to get up early i feel like shite
dude 2:u have got a summer hoilday hangover
by AttIc ViSion January 2, 2009
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