anti- hipster hipster

An individual who is so hipster that being a hipster would be too mainstream. Also, any person who is seen as a so-called hipster by the outside world, but rejects the term hipster.

"Hey! You wear thrift store clothing; you must be a hipster."
"Nah, thats too mainstream for me."
"Ah. You're an anti- hipster hipster."

by mehhh? November 15, 2011

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Hipster

One who strives to do anything that isn't considered Mainstream solely to look different and hip. They usually drive a Scion or a hatchback. They still wear skinny jeans that they bought when they were emo. They usually work at Starbucks, any burrito place or American Apparel. They only watch documentaries or movies that are played on Sundance. They will listen to any music that isn't played on the radio. They tend to vote democrat for three reasons. One, they view Republicans as older people and democrats as the younger ones. Two, President Obama isn't white or old. Three, John Stewart is a liberal.

Generic College Student: Hey man what are majoring in?

Hipster: Liberal Arts

Generic College Student: You do realize that the magazine/newspaper industry is dying, right?

Hipster: No I want to be a blogger. What are you a business major?

Generic College Student: Yes.

Hipster: Pssh, conformist. Let me guess you are a Republican?

Generic College Student: You're an idiot. Let me know if you need a job later.

by Throwed in the Game January 2, 2011

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Hipshit

Derived from the word "hipster" and "dipshit." Believed to be German in origin. Describes the ultimate hipster douchery.

Tom: Holy shit, look at the fucking hipshit he matches his stupid fixie from head to toe.

Jane: Stupid hipshits.

by FakerOne June 5, 2011

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hippy

A peace-loving people that seeks a eutopian society. A lover of music, art and nature. Most hippys make something with their hands(clothes, soaps, jewelry) and have given up on a conventional life. People who love their country but are not afraid to question their government. Misrepresentations of hippys. 1) Not all hippys do drugs and when a real hippy does do drugs it is typicaly a natural substance(ie pot, coke, shrooms.) Most, like me outgrow this phase. 2) Not all are as liberal as you think. I for one own guns, it is our right. We simply dont believe that our government is doing enough to combat the injustices of our society. If anything they are feeding off it. 3) we are not all broke. Seeing as most of us have gone to college, eventually, we graduate and get a job. 4)We are not all animal rights activist or vegans. Animal rights activist can be violent, and hippys dont believe in violence, we do love animals but would not blow up a building to prove that.
Although some hippys choose to take up a cause or not to (by doing alot of drugs) you cannot lump us all in to one catagory. Trying to find two snow flakes that are just alike is impossible. A good hippy takes care of their body and their "Phamily" and donates something to society. All of us love our music and love our Phamily. And yes, we do love our homemade clothes, drum circles, dancing barefoot, festivals, and discussing religion and politics until dawn.

The world could learn a lot from a hippy...

by goofoffgoose April 10, 2006

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hipster

Someone whose fear of being labeled a conformist and obsession with being different closely parallels the fear of being labeled different and obsession with being mainstream of the person whom the hipster so vehemently despises.

A hipster will read this, realize it's true, and love it because it's ironic.

by Dontuseyourrealnametheysaid November 20, 2010

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hippycrite

Environmentalist who wants to save the world by reducing emissions and producing clean energy, but derides alternative energy sources because they look bad.

Those hippycrites won't let us build a wind farm because it ruins the view!

by Mike Lerley May 16, 2007

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