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hardslap

a game by which the idividuals (mainly males) expose their genitalia to the opposite sex without them noticing.

this game can be played by girls too.

the aim is to get as many points as possible.

Rules:

males have to show their penises off and shake them, females have to expose breasts(nipples) and shake them or expose their vagina and perform pelvic thrusts.

the closer you are the more points it counts for.

the longer you do it the more points you get.

the more exposed you are to being caught, eg they are talking to someone and you do it in full view of them without them noticing the more points you get.

if you get seen by the opposite sex then you are disqualified.

you can rack up points per victim or by regarding them as a group.

most points are awarded for 'head shots' in which the genitalia are within a foot of the victims head.
a girl is talking to your friend and whilst she is talking to him you are standing behind her hardslapping (shaking your genitals around) (racking up points) but hide them again before she notices.
by pir8_6AR January 20, 2011
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headshell

Someone who is not willing to accept other opinions and/or perspectives.
Most teens that feel its all about getting multiple girls and money are headshells
by Giova December 12, 2013
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Headscreening

1. To use ones erect penis to navigate the touch screen feature on their monitor. This is usually performed on a live pornagrafic web site.

2. Test Phycologist perform to determine well-being.
1.I Need to get a larger phone my headscreening is causing multiple windows to pop up.
2. I need to get my headscreened I keep having images of sugar plums dancing in my head.
by jaymoz June 21, 2014
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hedsauth

He is cool he is a hedsauth.
by Shortywonder June 17, 2018
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heads on sight

Anytime. Anyplace i see you were gonna fight
by Cassandra gomez June 18, 2018
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Headshitter

N. (1) Person whose sole responsibility it is to maintain SALs, toilets, heads at recruit training also known as kingshitter or poomaster.
(2) Person with a really bad hair hygiene allowing their hair to emanate a very potent 'shit' like odour
Headshitter!
Yes corporal
Begin!
Yes corporal
A team clean the urinals B team clean the showers the rest of you do the sinks and bins
Ack headshitter!
by Ziggymaster March 30, 2017
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hardstuck

Someone who is stuck in a specific division in League of Legends.

Most of the time it's also called ELO Hell
Dude you see the dude called Name Unkown there? He's hardstuck! Just like Damian.
by RicoDesigns August 29, 2017
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