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Headshitter

N. (1) Person whose sole responsibility it is to maintain SALs, toilets, heads at recruit training also known as kingshitter or poomaster.
(2) Person with a really bad hair hygiene allowing their hair to emanate a very potent 'shit' like odour
Headshitter!
Yes corporal
Begin!
Yes corporal
A team clean the urinals B team clean the showers the rest of you do the sinks and bins
Ack headshitter!
Headshitter by Ziggymaster March 30, 2017
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Headshitted 

This is when you get ript in the face while playing counter-strike.
"I headshitted him in mid"
Headshitted by Igor Leygerman January 12, 2009
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Headshotted 

When an internet date shows up and you realise you only saw a head shot... what's below ain't quite so hot.
When she walked in and I saw her arse, I realise I'd been severely headshotted.
Headshotted by andyricsussex October 3, 2010

hexashitter 

This word is derived from the double entendre/ambiguous parsing of the phrase "shit shitting shit". This phrase can be parsed in two ways.

The first interpretation requires reading the phrase as "shit-shitting shit", where "shit-shitting" is an adjective and "shit" is a noun. This is analogous to "flesh-eating virus".

The second interpretation essentially means the same thing, but is parsed in a different order: the first "shit" is "shitting shit", analogous to "virus eating flesh".

There are two parses, each containing three shits. Thus, there are six shits in this phrase.
Friend 1: Clafton stole my laundry soap!
Friend 2: Wow! He sure is a shit shitting shit!
Friend 1: Ikr! What a hexashitter!
hexashitter by clafton August 11, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004