Headshitter

N. (1) Person whose sole responsibility it is to maintain SALs, toilets, heads at recruit training also known as kingshitter or poomaster.
(2) Person with a really bad hair hygiene allowing their hair to emanate a very potent 'shit' like odour

Headshitter!
Yes corporal
Begin!
Yes corporal
A team clean the urinals B team clean the showers the rest of you do the sinks and bins
Ack headshitter!

by Ziggymaster March 30, 2017

Headshitted

This is when you get ript in the face while playing counter-strike.

"I headshitted him in mid"

by Igor Leygerman January 12, 2009

Headshotted

When an internet date shows up and you realise you only saw a head shot... what's below ain't quite so hot.

When she walked in and I saw her arse, I realise I'd been severely headshotted.

by andyricsussex October 3, 2010

hexashitter

This word is derived from the double entendre/ambiguous parsing of the phrase "shit shitting shit". This phrase can be parsed in two ways.

The first interpretation requires reading the phrase as "shit-shitting shit", where "shit-shitting" is an adjective and "shit" is a noun. This is analogous to "flesh-eating virus".

The second interpretation essentially means the same thing, but is parsed in a different order: the first "shit" is "shitting shit", analogous to "virus eating flesh".

There are two parses, each containing three shits. Thus, there are six shits in this phrase.

Friend 1: Clafton stole my laundry soap!
Friend 2: Wow! He sure is a shit shitting shit!
Friend 1: Ikr! What a hexashitter!

by clafton August 11, 2016