Slap Happy

when you are extremely tired (like if you stay up 'till 1 or 2 in the morning) and everything makes you laugh

molly says "OMG!!! THERES A ZIT ON MY NOSE!!! AHH IM GUNA DIE!!!" David starts laughing histerically at that statement. David is "Slap Happy"

by CraZy aZN dUDe August 3, 2005

happy trail

1. The line of pubic hair which extends from the belly button to the pubic region.

2. The hair that always gets caught in my belt buckle when I stand up, often causing terrible pain.

Ouch! My happy trail got caught in my belt buckle.

by Nunya Business June 17, 2004

happy ending

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!

by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005

happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

by niall February 15, 2004

Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.

Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.

by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

happy highway

Similar to the term happy trail, but only the trail of hair begins in the chest area and then down to the crotch.

That's one congested happy highway you've got there!

by BurconBager October 21, 2010