Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Handroid

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.

Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.

by The Style PA February 28, 2009

handorgasm

When one is so sexually excited that their hand begins having spasms for no apparent reason. The person is usually in a situation where expressing their sexual desires is inappropriate , so they need to release their excitement through their hands.

Some examples of handorgams are hand-flailing uncontrollably. However, each person has their own unique handorgasms. No two are alike.

by Julie orgasmpants December 9, 2011

hanger onner

Someone who clings to successful people, like a leach. Usually an acquaintance.

If Finley were to become a famous, I would be a hanger onner for sure.

by HuddyJ September 7, 2016

Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man

Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler

by Turd Ferguson, III December 14, 2008