Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012

The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

Hammer thrower

Dirty football player known for bad hard man tactics will no real ball skills, often originating from ibrox and tynecastle

They're just a team of hammer throwers

by MC15 June 13, 2019

mack hammer

the mack hammer is a figurative hammer that one "lays" when one "macks" on a woman. this occurs only when one macks and does not enter the "friend zone." to lay the "chisel" is the opposite of laying the mack hammer, it is to enter the friend zone. to "thattababe" is to lay down the mack hammer with all the authority that one can muster. mack hammer is most often used in the phrase "lay the mack hammer down" with a gesture of using a hammer.

Tay lays some serious mack hammer dude, thattababe.

No one lays the mack hammer down like the Piecerkids.

Hey Lauren is it ok if i lay the mack hammer down on your mom?

Scott is dual wielding!! Lay the mack hammer down!

Dude, Govan is in the friend zone, he totally chisels.

by thattababer June 15, 2010

Underground Hammer

The act of have a finger shoved up a males ass while A) getting a blow job or B)Jerking off

She was blowin' the hell out of me and finished me off while giving me an underground hammer

by Snaggeltooth 27 November 27, 2010