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Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.
Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."
by notinvis June 6, 2025
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tonic grind

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.
by SadDoris November 10, 2017
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stump grinding

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.
“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night
by player_aler August 9, 2025
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Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong
HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi
by markuzz_oof April 15, 2019
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backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.
Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night
by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015
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Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.
mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night
by clynch October 16, 2010
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Gutter Grind

When you are at the lowest point you have ever been post-relationship and start dating all the 1's, 2's and 3's.
"Man did you hear? Kevin's on a gutter grind after his girl left him!"
by Alulis_Faust May 12, 2021
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