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Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"
"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."
by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Greasy Joystick

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
by anonymous June 8, 2021
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Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.
You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe
by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019
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A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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greasy arrow

The act of shooting a lubed up dildo into the vagina of a female, preferably with a crossbow
My girlfriend gave my greasy arrow an 8/10.
by jayy IX May 17, 2018
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Greasy

Someone who is smooth and has a lot of charm with their preferred gender of attraction. Just an overall confident person.
Wendy is being really greasy with that girl over there.
by LLuigi June 28, 2019
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