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To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.
by RoseRed Heart January 8, 2009
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A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren June 15, 2007
Get the morning glory mug.Occurs in "Half-Life 2: Deathmatch" when a player takes a flammable barrel with their gravity gun and shoots the barrel high and far across the map hoping to kill the opponent(s) as the barrel explodes on top of them.
Timmy took that barrel, shot it across the map, yelled "Glory Shot!" and nailed this guy, he didn't know what hit him!
by Anonymous Half Lifer December 9, 2008
Get the glory shot mug.A boy or man who usally has a small dick and doesn't get many girls.He can act dumb sometimes but he is not he is very smart.He can get angry very quick but he is actually a funny and careing guy and treats girls with respect.
by John Peal October 27, 2017
Get the Glory mug.An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
“President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”
“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”
“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”
“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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