Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

Gift

A very nice smart beautiful,realistic and gorgeous person,someone who cannot be played with and also a decent human being .

Gift is too good to be tampered with.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Gifted Kid

A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.

Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be

by Ness246 December 14, 2023

Gift

Gift

The name giving to a baby girl who causes mayhem in every room she is put in. A spoiled brat who thinks she is the main character. Gift is loyal though fake and two-faced to her friends. Gift is decent looking though is terrible hearted and gets no attention from the opposite gender

by babynameexplainer December 16, 2023

Gift

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.

“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

Gift Blocking

‘Gift Blocking’
Just like, **** blocking
However, it is done with a gift

You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.

by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024