you got me fucked

when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.

Huckeby: i call shotgun!!

danielle: You got me fucked!!

Grow: lol

by HUCKnGROW May 27, 2010

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:then ur grandpap a trap

2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

by anonymous July 11, 2004

be fucked

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

by sin_77 November 6, 2006

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011

porno fucker

One who fucks in the fashion commonly seen in pornographic movies.
An aggressive, uninhibited, no holes barred, sexual partner.

He/She sure is a porno fucker.
I just totally was porno fucked.
Do you like to porno fuck?
Were you fucked or porno fucked?

by ABLE FOY February 4, 2009