Footballer

verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.

I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.

by ganton July 11, 2009

Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.

Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*

by BishopRock November 15, 2012

football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.

"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."

by Judge of All January 26, 2014

Football

A game of two sides ,battlIng on the pitch for glory

I play football at school

by Big A123 July 27, 2017

football

American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV

Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".

Football is a great game.

by dracman21YT October 16, 2017

football forehead

Usally black people have them so dont worry about it

Alex has a big football forehead

by Smart ass x23 January 2, 2018

Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!

I love to play with the football Dad!

by Adia72 June 4, 2018