Flossum

It's not "flossum" you dummy; you're hearing it wrong. It's "flotsam."

Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown

They arrived to the scene of the boating accident as quickly as possible but only found flotsam. An ignorant member of the crew said, "Look, flossum!" The laughable display gave the crew a break from the terror, but the fun quickly subsided. As they gazed upon the wreckage, they feared that all was lost.

by DeepLogic October 4, 2021

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

flosstum

a stinky catgirl

hey it’s flosstum, shes so stinky

by flosstum November 23, 2021

floss

someone who spreads cream cheese on their bum hole opening

that girl over their is screaming without the s, what a floss

by longpenis January 6, 2022

flossing

A dance frequently preformed on somebody you hates lawn that will ultimately burn your friendship to shambles.

Sessa: "Why were you flossing on Jack's lawn?"
Abby: "GET RECKED JACK".

by Chris Monteforte January 10, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.

Did you floss?

by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022