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flossum

"Oh shit bro, I was out flying my kite and there was a flossum!"
by flossmam22 September 18, 2020
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flossum

flossum rhymes with possum!
by flossumator July 25, 2010
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Flossum

It's not "flossum" you dummy; you're hearing it wrong. It's "flotsam."

Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown
They arrived to the scene of the boating accident as quickly as possible but only found flotsam. An ignorant member of the crew said, "Look, flossum!" The laughable display gave the crew a break from the terror, but the fun quickly subsided. As they gazed upon the wreckage, they feared that all was lost.
by DeepLogic October 4, 2021
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Fossum

undescribably cool, outrageously awesome
"That roller coaster kicked my ass!.. Dude it was sooo fucking awesome!"

"Like regular awesome? or FOSSUM!"

"FOSSUM"
by willie-dancer April 8, 2009
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Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.
Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”
by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018
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Flossmoor

A suburb just south of Chicago that is not to be confused with Homewood. The area contains an abundance of country clubs that usually the residents of Flossmoor belong to. The east side of the tracks are where the million dollar homes can be found, but west of the tracks or High School is where crime is high and caucasians are scarce.
Dan: You got to HF? So you're from Homewood Flossmoor?
Katie: No, I'm from Flossmoor.
Dan: Is there a difference?
Katie: Don't even get me started.
by KatieAndToni August 19, 2007
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FLOSSMASTER 5000

My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai.

They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make Zai do a big poo and wee wee in his pants. leigh was so amazing at the floss move zai cried and could not move at all, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again. He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legendary leigh could gift his eyes with such a beautiful present
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 8, 2023
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