piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)
"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"
by JohnWScott April 10, 2006
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chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.
by Lesbian Trollop May 05, 2003
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Fart Flaps

That one passed right through the fart flaps.
by TheBanchou July 01, 2017
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Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival
Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here
by Rump Disciple March 30, 2011
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Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.
After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 18, 2023
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Flipperty-Flap

When you grab your flipper and smack you girls flaps so hard
I just Flipperty-Flap my gf
by TheGoatLord December 06, 2016
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Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.
Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.
by Dickintaters October 30, 2022
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