Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022
A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains
"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
by Nekosuki72 November 10, 2021
I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011
Dude : Yo bro did you cyber fap with my girl last night?
Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.
Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.
by Joe mother May 09, 2015
An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023