Flutter Fap

When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.
Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.

Guy 2: Did y'all bang?

Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
by Jainz'd January 31, 2018
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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
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Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged
During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.
by Maxil April 05, 2017
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Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 01, 2015
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 29, 2017
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freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.
Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator
by Pregnant Anne Frank November 03, 2019
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mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds
I mega faped and it hurt but felt good
by Giamt anus alex December 11, 2017
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