freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator

by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019

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Terrorist fapping

When you like to bust fat nuts on or near people In a menacing way, this can also be seen as a racist act if you scream clopping (search that) as you do it

Person 1 I love Terrorist fapping

Person 2 yo wtf bro

by Camron16almost17 May 30, 2021

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When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of

types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!

Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration

Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .

by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016

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Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

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Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

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fapping helicopter

For males, this is when you spin your cock around while you are ejaculating, or 'cumming'. You can also add whipped cream on the head for an 'awesome' affect. This term was created by Spunchbish from Ifunny.

"I did the fapping helicopter."

by SpunchbishLover69 March 3, 2021

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