Fair weather racist

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)

Wow, the fair weather racists are goin in on Timberlake’s Prince tribute at the halftime.

by Aniki May 4, 2018

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.

To be fair it was recommended that I do it

by Code nine June 17, 2022

Fair-Sexual

A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016