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faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.
by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018
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faith

A bitch that's lesbian, and likes boy bands cocks, but also likes vaginas
by becky morris June 8, 2018
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Faith

A snobby little cow who will be a stripper when she as 18 likes to fuck boys on the daily mainley dates people so get on their mates she is a little fuck girl and will if u ask her send nudes she has a atrocious monobrow
Ewwww is that faith
by Heiden June 10, 2018
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faiths husband

faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on
faiths husband cares alot about her
by Amazing_Starlight December 23, 2017
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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Faith

A Furry/feminist who fills backpacks with pasta
Who filled my backpack with pasta? It was faith. Ok well im gonna spell send nudes with the pasta and then fill the teachers drawer with the pasta after i took a pic
by grjoni April 5, 2020
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Faith

she’s perfect hands down no questions asked. you got a question? get rid of it. she’s amazing perfect caring outgoing loving and straight up beautiful human being she will be there when you’re down and at your worst times she will listen and give advice she’s just awesome she’s a angel from heaven in my life and she will be one in urs too never forget a faith if you are lucky enough to find one
she’s so nice to me she’s a faith
by lspd April 12, 2020
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